We're pretty sure a Jon Snow 23andme reaction video would be pretty entertaining right about now. Isn't there a sale on the service if you're buying for a family? Might be a good time to invest with the whole stark family in Winterfell. The results would be as creepy as Bran staring at everyone the entire time. Ooooo what an awkward stare down for Jamie. Though does Bran even care about past events anymore when he can live/travel into all future states? Let's not get started on the elephants. So much to love, so much to enjoy, and so much to debate!

But while you do, you should be eating with our favorite, the Mother of Dragons, because, ummm, DRAGONS! Blistered Shishito Peppers, Feta, and Merguez on a Harissa Spiked Marinara Base, topped with Parsley. Order now!