Look we know you’ve eaten this before and it was delicious but it’s time to pull double duty. This saucy candidate is the PERFECT fit for our education system. It isn’t here to cuts books from shelves—just slices. Every bite reminds you that if a fictional deity can run for office, maybe our current system really is cooked. Whether you’re an advocate of “Pastafarianism” or just a voter hungry for change, this pizza is the only candidate that’s both ridiculous and delicious. Warning: Pairs poorly with outdated textbooks and government red tape. We don’t think there’s a pizza slice be more qualified for this position. Don’t believe us. Too bad.

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